4 Dogs!
Four
workers were discussing how smart their dogs were. The first was
an engineer who said his dog could do math calculations. His dog
was named T-Square, and he told him to get some paper and draw
a square, a circle and a triangle, which the dog did with no sweat.
The
accountant said he thought his dog was better. His dog was named
Slide Rule. He told him to fetch a dozen cookies, bring them back,
and divide them into piles of three, which he did with no problem.
The
chemist said that was good, but he felt his dog was better. His
dog Measure was told to get a quart of milk and pour seven ounces
into a ten ounce glass. The dog did this with no problem.
All
three men agreed this was very good and that their dogs were equally
smart. They all turned to the union member and said, What can
your dog do?. The Teamster called his dog whose name was Coffee
Break and said, Show the fellows what you can do.
Coffee
Break went over and ate the cookies, drank the milk, went to the
bathroom on the paper, claimed he injured his back while eating,
filed a grievance for unsafe working conditions, applied for Workmen's
Compensation and left for home on sick leave.
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