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Quoted!?!?!?
- Don't
you have to get up to get to the tape?
- Why
is there an expiration date on SOUR cream?
- Why
is there only ONE Monopolies Commission?
- Why
isn't "palindrome" spelled the same way backwards?
- Why
isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
- Why
isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
- Would
a fly without wings be called a walk?
- You
know how most packages say "Open here". What is the
protocol if the package
says, "Open somewhere else"?
- Can
fat people go skinny-dipping?
- After
eating, do amphibians have to wait an hour before getting out
of the water?
- You
know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes,
why can't they
make the whole plane out of the same substance?
- Are
there seeing eye humans for blind dogs?
- Have
ex-bankers become disinterested?
- Have
ex-civil lawyers been distorted?
- Have
ex-locomotive engineers been derailed?
- Have
ex-mathematicians become dysfunctional?
- Have
ex-punsters been expunged?
- How
come toy hippos are always blue, or purple, when real hippos
are brown?
- Why
is it that whenever you sing to the radio, your voice is higher?
Even when you
have a low voice?
- Why
is most lunchmeat bigger than the bread?
- Is
there a certain temperature at which it stops being qualified
as cold? At what
temperature does it qualify as hot?
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