| A
The letter A is for Arnold. |
| B
The letter B is for (Steve) Bartman.
|
| C
The letter C is for corked as in Sammy's (Sosa)
bat. |
| D
The letter D is for Doc Rivers. |
| E
The letter E is for the FLU epidemic. |
| F
The letter F is for the country of France.
|
| G
The letter G is for John Gruden. |
| H
The letter H is for Hilton (Paris).
|
| I
The letter I is Iraq. |
| J
The letter J is for Michael Jackson.
|
| K
The letter K is for the Kobe Bryant. |
| L
The letter L is for LeBron James.
|
| M
The letter M is for the Marlins. |
| N
The letter N is for NASA's shuttle investigation.
|
| O
The letter O is for Osama bin Laden. |
| P
The letter P
is for Dr. Phil. |
| Q
The letter Q is for Queer Eye for any straight guy.
|
| R
The letter R is for Reality TV.
|
| S
The letter S is for Saddam Hussein. |
| T
The letter T is for Trista.
|
| U
The letter U is for UCF. |
| V
The letter V is for all veterans. |
| W
The letter W is for the War on Terror. |
| X
The letter X is for America's thurst for XXX.
|
| Y
The letter Y is for Yazer Arafat. |
| Z
The letter Z is for the boring year in television.
|
|
Well
it's that time of year again when I do this alphabetical journey through
the year.
