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Walk Naked across America

American Women are asked to become patriotic in the War against Terrorism!

As we all know, the Taliban considers it a sin for a man to see a naked woman who is not his wife. So, as act of patriotism and irony we urge all American women over the age of 18 to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.

All women are to walk around the block for one hour is recommended for this antiterrorist effort starting at 1PM Eastern time.

American men are also called to take it to the streets and position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Taliban, demonstrate that they think it's okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all American women.

As you all know, the Taliban also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment.

The American Government and your president appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this antiterrorist activity. God bless America!

IT IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY!

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